"First Things First:
I like beer, "sacred herbs," for my peace pipe," whiskey, rum,  beautiful women, sexy women, nice women, wonderful women, cool ass women, spiritual women, funny women, curvy women, skinny women, serious women, young women, old women, atheist women, mature women, intelligent women, ditzy women, musical women, creative women, courteous women, white women, black women, red women, yellow women, mixed women,  women who aren't trying to compete with me, women who aren't trying to find fault with me, women who aren't secretly jealous of me, rich women, poor women, middle of the road women, all of them basically, as long as they are cool and respectful.

I'm also cool with:
cool dudes, dudes who ain't trying to compete, dudes who ain't disrespecting other dudes to try to impress some hoes, non-racist dudes, courteous dudes, dudes who are broke and ain't pretending to be rich, rich dudes who are charitable,  chill dudes, players, pimps, former pimps, fathers, divorced dudes, bachelor dudes,  gangsters, bored dudes, soft dudes, intelligent dudes, hard dudes, dudes who ain't trying to act hard or tough to impress people or some hoes, dudes who aren't pretentious, or wanksters. I'm also cool with,  former gangsters,  squares, just cool dudes,  spiritual dudes, religious dudes, dudes who ain't trying to play women sports, and go into women/s bathrooms, creative dudes, musical dudes, atheist dudes, white dudes, black dudes, yellow dudes, red dudes, mixed dudes, rich dudes, poor dudes, middle of the road dudes, and dudes that don't beef on the internet like hoes, to impress the audience, the crowd, or to protect their false internet persona/brand.

It occurs to me that only retarded women and ill-behaved children disrespect grown men, intentionally. When grown men unintentionally disrespect each other, they have no problem simply saying, "my bad, my fault, my fault homie, ah didn't mean it that way player," or something to that affect, one and done, then life goes on. It's easy, because it was unintentional.

I'm cool with all women and dudes for the most part, as long as they are cool and respectful.
I'm also cool with grown men and grown women, who have in the past, and might have to in the future, smack the demons out of disrespectful,  retarded, ill-behaved childish types (in male or female form) especially the ones who think, walk, talk, and act like their disrespectful ass friends and parents. Proverbs 20:2

In addition, every now and then I like,
cursing, swearing, and partying, hard rock, metal, rap, gospel, hip hop, gangster rap, classic rock, 90's R and B, Blues, definitely funk!!!, classical, and mostly any other kind of music as long as I'm vibing to it. It can be anything as long as I'm having fun listening, or as long as "we," are having fun listening to it. But mostly, I like God.

So don't be a saint around me, JUST BE YOURSELF. I'm very normal for the most part, I just have a few extra upgrades and gifts from God, that he told me I got for being a helper, a hero, and for having an insatiable, crack headish desire to be righteous to him and to people in general.

When you come to get a reading, just imagine you are coming to have a beer ,wine, coffee, or to smoke on the sacred peace pipe. It's a laid back vibe. I'm very chill, very down to earth, but very connected to God as well. I've lived the life of a blues man, a hippie, a soldier, a businessman, a jock, a yogi, a son, a brother, a single man, a family man, a gigolo, a celibate man, and everything in between, the best way to describe me and my travels is basically a tv show called "Quantum Leap," and all that entails. So, just come in, relax, and hang out when you get your session. This isn't church per se,  this a form of "fellowship," meaning  "hanging out," or "kicking it,"  with new people from all walks of life so we can learn from one another and embrace one another in harmony, peace, fun, and celebrate every day God gives us; while spending a little time learning the trippy, crazy, beautiful, scary, hilarious and humbling lessons God has to teach us along the way. I always pass the peace pipe when you come to me. My motto as a blues man has been simply, "If you cool wit' me, I'm cool wit' you." - Hope to hear from you soon. Psychic Harold.